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stupid fucking things I wrote

some are funny, some are sad, some are gay, whatever I write to survive

stars

stars of my life

I shot an angel

with my fathers rifle

the vent knows

I might be a psycho.

carrot communion

damn, these are some good carrots

a pop tart as my only witness

greened out so hard three men couldn't get me fully on the bed. A Pop-Tart judged me all night.

the points don't matter

years eating Spangles collecting points for a commercial spot. I just cant even. like. I. can't. they fucked me so hard not in a good way

the groan tube files

a toddler uploaded sonic terrorism to the internet in 2014 and I just found out.

the crown

crown royal. the beautiful fucking bag it comes in.

ambien hour

Ambien, corn, and plushies. the holy trinity.

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