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![]() MondayTongue out. Soul gone. | ![]() Macroeconomic AbyssWho does, fish. Who does? | ![]() I Heart Garlic BreadThe bread’s still warm. The lick still fresh. The gar still watching. |
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![]() Sturgeon General’s WarningHe wrote the warning. He just didn’t think it applied to him. | ![]() Authority ShrampTwo weeks on the job and already power-tripping over Cinnabon loiterers. | ![]() Deals on WheelsOne careful owner, 47 suspicious gaps in the Carfax, and a smile that says “no refunds.” |
![]() Served ColdHairnet on, hope off. today’s special is mashed despair with a side of peas. | ![]() Ranger Shrampfuck this | ![]() Shrampfallhell but with shrimp |
![]() Shramp Devouring His Son | ![]() Too Much TuesdaySpicy. Fragile. Healing. | ![]() Introduce Me as HamsterHe put on the makeup. He rehearsed the monologue. Now he sits in his shredded paper throne, waiting to be seen. |
![]() Sir Burnt Tongue of the Microwave OrderBy garlic and honor, I dub thee Snack. | ![]() Trash Day, Best DayHe rides at dawn. | ![]() Winner’s CurseGold Medal, Zero Dignity. |
![]() Errand DayDon’t ask who’s in the bags. | ![]() Survivor’s GuiltHe doesn't want to talk about it. | ![]() Unwrapped and UnwellShe took one pill. The wrappers appeared. Her jeans don’t fit. No one talks about it. |
![]() Space LoafMission: Crumbwalk. | ![]() This Is How It EndsThe milk is cold. The void is colder. | ![]() Ranch Revelation |
![]() King Bestest BoyLong may he nap. | ![]() Shrimp or TreatTiny. Haunted. Ready to absolutely lose it for a Snickers. | ![]() He’s Not LicensedBut you’re still gonna tell him everything. |
![]() Wizard of Whimsy | ![]() Goodnight MethGoodnight stars. Goodnight spoon. Goodnight drugs in mommy’s room. | ![]() Downward Spiral, Across 7 LettersHe’s constipated, combative, and on clue 42. Every square is a cry for help. |
![]() Yessica’s Shrine to Melted DignityYessica stands vigil, her plastic smile never aging, never melting, just like her will to live. Based on my now deceased dashboard hula dancer. RIP | ![]() Midnight Puff, Existential FluffShe’s seen too much. She’s read the DSM-5. And she’s still choosing mango ice. | ![]() Arches, Heavy HeartHe’s not just holding the bag, he is the bag. Finished the fries, still empty inside. A beige tragedy with ketchup breath. |
![]() World's Worse SleeperCouldn't have done it without my anxiety | ![]() Indecision 2024Bit both to compare, forgot which was first. Now trapped in a flaky loop of his own design. | ![]() Amped and AimlessAll energy, no direction, zero chill. |
![]() The Old Shramp and the SeaOne shrimp. One fish. One quiet rage against fate. | ![]() Do You Accept Bitcoin | ![]() Hold MeI can't |
![]() Who Are YouOne bite makes you bigger, one bite makes you shrimp. | ![]() Yellow Brick DetourThey’re confused, lost, and kind of fabulous. Adventure’s a hell of a drug. | ![]() ShampzerThe Blue Album but everyone’s allergic. |
![]() wish you was shrampGetting burned. Hope somebody brought cocktail sauce. | ![]() Shramp RoadLads on a walk to nowhere. | ![]() Shramp Rides a Pale HorseAnd I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Shramp, and Hell followed with him. |
![]() Hushpuppy of My Undoingliterally me pushing a hush puppy towards stability | ![]() Creation of ShrampGod gives shrimp consciousness and instantly regrets it. | ![]() Shramp the Terrilbe and His Son ShrampHe realizes too late that vengeance is a dish best not microwaved. |
![]() Shramp's Worldfucked up story bro look it up | ![]() Pigeonholed by ShameIt starts with a slip and spirals fast, guilt nests into shame, and shame hatches destruction. Round and round we go. | ![]() And I'll Go With YouMy tears are becoming a sea, and still, we go forward. |
![]() sdmntprwestcentralusfuckin me in 8 years | ![]() Shrimp and Let Diebout to catch an aggravated asSALT with a deadly weapon | ![]() Bummed AgainDidn’t bring a smoke. Didn’t bring a lighter. Brought memories he never should’ve shared. |
![]() High Society, Low TideI'd eat him | ![]() DMVNumber 938 will never be called. | ![]() The Water is Rising, Pleas |
![]() Like the lord duh | ![]() Abandoned in Her Own Bodyme irl | ![]() Catastrophic Saviorno one can save ya know |
![]() Precedent & AnxietySomewhere between Habeas Corpus and a fifth rewatch of Legally Blonde, he claws at one last chance. The law is cold. The shrimp is sweating. | ![]() Final NoticeThe chandelier doesn't help. | ![]() God Complex QuarterlyMonthly deity check-in. Vishnu still hasn’t filled out the Doodle poll. |
![]() Rat RedemptionIs He saving him? Kidnapping him? Whispering the secrets of the universe before delivering him unto the Cheesecake Factory? No one knows. | ![]() 1ECA019D-571C-4BC3-A5C7-1A2A85C88BBA | ![]() The Last Supper, Sponsored |
![]() The Peggle Messiah Rides AgainJesus. Remy. A unicorn from Peggle. They ride into the apocalypse at sunset with nothing but hope and felony charges. | ![]() Captcha JesusI stand at the door and tapeth | ![]() This Could’ve Been an EmailProductivity in Eternal Damnation |
![]() 82633DD9-6F59-4919-91E3-4310FBF34CF7 | ![]() Divine AuditHe’s been laundering miracles for years. Best Buy ran the card. That was enough. | ![]() DMV PurgatoryMary’s chain-smokin’. Judas brought crypto. Heaven help us. |
![]() The Last Brunchblessed be the twinks | ![]() Crucified for Serving Too HardHe died for your sins but also for your lack of contour. | ![]() The Last BrunchEveryone looks like they’re about to ask if the bread is gluten-free. Jesus brought heart-shaped toast and vibes. The croissant is his body. The mimosa is his blood. |
![]() Body of Christ, Breath of Blue RazzTake this, all of you, and rip a fat cloud from it. |
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