She doesn’t sleep. She transcends. And sometimes that looks like Thanksgiving. In June. At 3:14 AM. 

•  95µ density
• waterproof / dishwasher safe (IDK, I would maybe hand wash it, I had a nightmare once about my favorite sticker coming off and fear it. Fear. It. • anyway, that's just me).
• kiss-cut outline (sounds hot)
• fast and easy (that what she said) bubble-free application
• recommended use (laptops, water bottles, 5150 hold paperwork, journals, handle of vodka, maybe like watermelon, (are there any like flat fruits..?) ya know.

I mean it's a sticker, put it somewhere.